Tuesday, August 21, 2012
The more you know about me the better
I for one am looking forward to reading works of English literature such as Edgar Allen Poe because Edgar Allen Poe is flat out cool. There's nothing you can say that can change my mind about Edgar. Anyhow, I am concerned with homework and how much we will receive because homework takes away my free time to do my Anthony thing that Anthony does. I hope we read books about animals that can communicate with other animals or maybe a book that revolves around the idea of just being a really cool person like John Lennon.
That last post had nothing to do with me so I made this one
Behold, I am the almighty Anthony. Actually I'm not almighty, I'm actually very degrading and should probably stop taking that medicine I have to take because it makes me kinda all tired and mad at the world. That's not important right now, what's important is that I stay in school and learn. Work my brain and get this important information down that I will later use in life. Through this blog I am expecting to make the sweetest most sweetest blogs available. People will see my blogs and close their accounts out of jealousy.
More things about me is that if I had one wish it would be to have one of those houses with the secret rooms using a library shelf as a door. First thing I do when I buy a house is install one of those, it will me my private office/terrorist attack escape room. I really like pocky, if you've never had pocky then that's probably the reason you're so sad all the time. Go to the store, buy some pocky, and get outta here. Done.
More things about me is that if I had one wish it would be to have one of those houses with the secret rooms using a library shelf as a door. First thing I do when I buy a house is install one of those, it will me my private office/terrorist attack escape room. I really like pocky, if you've never had pocky then that's probably the reason you're so sad all the time. Go to the store, buy some pocky, and get outta here. Done.
Owen Wilson Pwns West 49Z
Yo, what's up? Nothing much? That's just wonderful. I love your outfit. But enough of this crazy small talk. Let's talk about me because in all honesty as much as I care about you I'm not gonna sit here all day and compliment your dress. So for those of you who don't know my name is Nick but others know me as Anthony. I don't like candy cause it makes you fat and stuff and being fat is NOT my aeroplane.
So yea, I was reading some old blogs I made from 2011 when I was trying to get money from google and I think all of those blogs are simply pointless and if I could erase them I would. But this blog is serious business. We've gathered here today to talk about Owen Wilson: the greatest person to ever live despite David Hasselhoff. He is beautiful, I want to pet him, he is cute. He thinks he's better than River Pheonix just because he's greater than him. I think River is awesome but let's not talk about that for now. Owen Wilson's nose is really crooked and funny looking for some reason. If I saw him in person I would totally fangirl out. He is my inspiration.
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