Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Owen Wilson Pwns West 49Z

Yo, what's up? Nothing much? That's just wonderful. I love your outfit. But enough of this crazy small talk. Let's talk about me because in all honesty as much as I care about you I'm not gonna sit here all day and compliment your dress. So for those of you who don't know my name is Nick but others know me as Anthony. I don't like candy cause it makes you fat and stuff and being fat is NOT my aeroplane.

So yea, I was reading some old blogs I made from 2011 when I was trying to get money from google and I think all of those blogs are simply pointless and if I could erase them I would. But this blog is serious business. We've gathered here today to talk about Owen Wilson: the greatest person to ever live despite David Hasselhoff. He is beautiful, I want to pet him, he is cute. He thinks he's better than River Pheonix just because he's greater than him. I think River is awesome but let's not talk about that for now. Owen Wilson's nose is really crooked and funny looking for some reason. If I saw him in person I would totally fangirl out. He is my inspiration.



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